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wife: bus karo rat k 12
November 9th, 2009

wife: bus karo rat k 12 baje se kar rahe ho or subah ke 8 ho chuke hai.thake nahi?
husbd: abhi to kuch nahi kiya ab to din rat karuga q k.mere 1000 msg free hai

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Bacha Nikal jaega
November 9th, 2009

School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji Thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega..

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Six Answeres
November 9th, 2009

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed……….

1 Nahi

2 Mujhe waqt chahiye

3 I have always seen u as a friend

4 I already have a boy friend

5 We should concentrate on studies

6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai.

Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…… …..

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Sexy Chai Banao
November 9th, 2009

Ek aadmi bede he mood me waiter se kaha : “Yaar Waiter ek Sexy Chai Pilade”
Waiter: Sorry Sir,magar Hamere yaaha Ghai ka dudh aatha he Bipasha ka nahi!!

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I serve needy
November 9th, 2009

Chaudhary: sex kro ge?


Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho


Chaudhary: pher kya hua?


Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy

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Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
November 9th, 2009

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.

Larki:
Lux

Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::)

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