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Go,Went,Gone…!
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Teacher: Go, Went, Gone ko Punjabi mein convert karo.
Student:
oo gya..!
oo nas gya…!
oo pharo endi phen nu…! :p

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Ulloo ki patthi
Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Khan ki biwi aadhi raat ko chillanay lagi
khan ji jaldi uttho billi sara doodh pee gaye
Khan: Ulloo ki patthi kitni bar kaha hai kameez pehan kar soya kar.

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Walima k Din
Sunday, May 3rd, 2009

Walima k Din sassur punjabi damaad say:
Aray miya such batao tum ne humari bitya ko kesa paya,
Damaad: Buzurgo sach pucho to 3 wari aggon paya te 2 wari picho paya.

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Maa ka doodh….!
Sunday, April 12th, 2009

Maa ka doodh pia hai to neechay aa.
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Ek baap ki aulaad hai to upar ja.

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bus ye bacha sms parh le
Monday, April 6th, 2009

Ek pthan ne sex karne ka sara intzam kar lia
Tail laya
Condom laya
Roi laya
Doodh pia
Kisi ne poocha kis baat ka intzaar he?
Khan bola bus ye bacha sms parh le.

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which flower do u like
Monday, April 6th, 2009

American: which flower do u like?
Iraqi: Rose
Amrcn: i clean my shit with it.
Afghani: Chambeli
Amrcn: i clean my shit with it
Pakstani: CACTUS..
Ab saaf kar Bharwe

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