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Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.





Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kay ghar ja raha tha,
kay achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui.
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai.







SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.







Wife: Jab tum DESI pite ho mujhe PARO kehete ho, jab Whisky pite ho toh DARLING kehete ho. Aaj kya piya hai jo CHUDEL keh rahe ho.
Husband: Aaj main hosh main hu.





I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That"s because Mainka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !





A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.







Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1. Seedhe Hath Mein Mob Pakry 2. Angothay Se Button Dabaye 3. Message Parh K Hansay 4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?





door se dekha to aande ubal raha tha
najdik ja ke dekha to takle uchal rahatha







tumara chera moti saman moti hamara kutteka naam





Always smile ,you know why?
bcoz..hanso ,jiyo ?
muskurao kya pata ?
kal daat ho na ho?

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