Naughty Romantic SMS
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.
on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
A Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital wid flowers n goes.
A True friend Sits near u n says: O Yaar! nurse bahut solid hai…
aaram se theek hona!
Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:23 pm
Riya
Forum Family Member
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 7409
Location: Islamabad
There is a saying
“If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people”.
Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!
Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha…..
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:28 pm
Riya
Forum Family Member
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 7409
Location: Islamabad
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS…….. ….
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:31 pm
Riya
Forum Family Member
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 7409
Location: Islamabad
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai.
Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:33 pm
anjumsheikh
Pak Newbie
Joined: 12 Jan 2008
Posts: 31
Location: ~~~~~~~Zambia
wow
riya..........can I have some more jokes
Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:10 pm
aymu
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 1149
This Forum is a place to post and enjoy healthy things and not the type of filthy jokes this member has chosen posted.
Aymu
Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:18 pm
yasi
Pak Newbie
Joined: 15 May 2009
Posts: 35
vow great jokes i enjoyed them thanks
Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:20 am
shahcapstan
Pak Newbie
Joined: 14 Oct 2009
Posts: 5
Location: london
When time never stops for us then why do we always wait for the right time???
Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:31 pm
shahcapstan
Pak Newbie
Joined: 14 Oct 2009
Posts: 5
Location: london
GOOD JOKES
Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:33 pm
moien84
Pak Newbie
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
Posts: 2
hahahaha realy nice jokes
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.
on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!
A Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital wid flowers n goes.
A True friend Sits near u n says: O Yaar! nurse bahut solid hai…
aaram se theek hona!
Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:23 pm
Riya
Forum Family Member
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 7409
Location: Islamabad
There is a saying
“If you want to be great,
you must walk with great people”.
Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!
Aisa DOSTANA humara,
Mein KASHTI tu KINARA,
Mein VARSHA tu BADAL,
Mein RAAZMA tu CHAWAL,
Mein HOT tu COOL,
Mein APRIL tu FOOL.
Ha Ha Ha…..
Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:28 pm
Riya
Forum Family Member
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 7409
Location: Islamabad
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain,
Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat.
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUP
Can you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGE
Can you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
I Can SEND My ADDRESS to Your MOBILE
Can You SEND Your MOBILE to my ADDRESS?
TRY ALL THIS…….. ….
Atleast DO the LAST ONE.
Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:31 pm
Riya
Forum Family Member
Joined: 05 May 2007
Posts: 7409
Location: Islamabad
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Tu chand mangay main chand dedon,
tu raat mangay me raat dedon,
tu dil mange me dil dedon,
tu jaan mange
.
.
.
Bas yaar Bhik mangnay ki bhi ek limit hoti hai..
Abe Khajur,
Zoo se bhaagay howay Langoor,
Abey Saray hue Kele ke Chilkey,
Chuse hue Aam,
Circus k Retired Bander,
Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai.
Wed Dec 19, 2007 5:33 pm
anjumsheikh
Pak Newbie
Joined: 12 Jan 2008
Posts: 31
Location: ~~~~~~~Zambia
wow
riya..........can I have some more jokes
Wed Sep 02, 2009 3:10 pm
aymu
Senior Proud Pakistani
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 1149
This Forum is a place to post and enjoy healthy things and not the type of filthy jokes this member has chosen posted.
Aymu
Wed Sep 02, 2009 4:18 pm
yasi
Pak Newbie
Joined: 15 May 2009
Posts: 35
vow great jokes i enjoyed them thanks
Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:20 am
shahcapstan
Pak Newbie
Joined: 14 Oct 2009
Posts: 5
Location: london
When time never stops for us then why do we always wait for the right time???
Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:31 pm
shahcapstan
Pak Newbie
Joined: 14 Oct 2009
Posts: 5
Location: london
GOOD JOKES
Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:33 pm
moien84
Pak Newbie
Joined: 05 Jun 2008
Posts: 2
hahahaha realy nice jokes