Those who know me know me well..!!
.
WAH WAH..!
.
Those who know me know me well..!!
.
.
.
.
Those who don’t know me
Go 2 Hell!!!
**************
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
**************
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
**************
*””*.*””*. “* Dil ki
*Gehrayon*
“*…se…*”
“*…*”
Fitay mo.
Ha ha ha ha.
**************
four roses, just for you
1st for Friendship
2nd for Wealth
3rd for Happiness
and the last 1
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega
**************
Meri her yaad mei “TUM”ho
Meri her soch mei “TUM”ho
Meri her dua mei “TUM”ho
meri her aas mei “TUM”ho
Aur
1?TUM”ho
Kuttay ki”DUM”ho
Pata nahi kahan”GUM”ho…
**************
Roses r Red, Violets r Blue
Monkeys Like u Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don’t Get Angry u Will Find Me There To
Not In Cage But Laughing On u
**************
dil sey ap ka khayal jata nai
ap key siwa koi yad ata nai
hasrat hai roz ap ko dekhun
per kambaht woh madari ap ko roz lata nai..
**************
aay Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se W8 kar RAha Ho
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye
Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga
**************
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
**************
ur network tariff haz changed!
Call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats u can make free calls!
**************
Monkey one: Xcuse me,
I m new appoinment 2 this tree,
Can i speak with ur boss?
Monkey two: Shhhhhhhh!
.
.
He is Reading SMS..
**************
Night Time, Day Time
Work Time, Off Time
Happy Time, Sad Time
Good Time, Bad Time
Any Time…
Why u look like a Monkey?
**************
Rose, Lotus, Tulip
Sunflower, Jasmine, Lilly
All flowers are sweet
But they ve no comparison wid u,
Kyun ka…
Gobhi ke phool ki baat hi alag hai.
**************
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film
**************
Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
.
.
.
.
He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!
**************
U ve to do to things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so tht U kan live....
2nd.take a bath so tht others kan live....
**************
OUR
PRIME MINISTER Gillani
Army CHIEF Kiani
SPEAKER Zanani
Wah Ray Wah PAKISTANI
**************
UR cute gorgeous fine and amp dandy.really sexy U make me randy.UR gud wife UR mouth and amp also in bed …oops sorry wrong number for get wot I said!
**************
One day a monkey looked into mirror and said 'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' nd killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, becoz I don't wanna loose u!
**************
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
*****************
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
*****************
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
luv, youth, parents, identity,
laughter nd their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they r called HUSBANDS!
*****************
The first testicular guard
waz used in cricket in 1874
and
the first helmet waz used in 1974.
It took 100 years 4 ment to realize
that the brain is also important.
*****************
Arz kiya hai
Tomy iz a dog and you are a flower,wah, wah,wah
Tomy iz a dog & u are a flower,
Tomy lifts hiz leg and gives you a SHOWER
ab KIJIYE wah wah wah!!!!!
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Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kon karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kon karega
*****************
.
WAH WAH..!
.
Those who know me know me well..!!
.
.
.
.
Those who don’t know me
Go 2 Hell!!!
**************
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
**************
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*******
**************
*””*.*””*. “* Dil ki
*Gehrayon*
“*…se…*”
“*…*”
Fitay mo.
Ha ha ha ha.
**************
four roses, just for you
1st for Friendship
2nd for Wealth
3rd for Happiness
and the last 1
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega
**************
Meri her yaad mei “TUM”ho
Meri her soch mei “TUM”ho
Meri her dua mei “TUM”ho
meri her aas mei “TUM”ho
Aur
1?TUM”ho
Kuttay ki”DUM”ho
Pata nahi kahan”GUM”ho…
**************
Roses r Red, Violets r Blue
Monkeys Like u Should Be Kept In Zoo.
Don’t Get Angry u Will Find Me There To
Not In Cage But Laughing On u
**************
dil sey ap ka khayal jata nai
ap key siwa koi yad ata nai
hasrat hai roz ap ko dekhun
per kambaht woh madari ap ko roz lata nai..
**************
aay Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se W8 kar RAha Ho
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye
Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga
**************
Agar Feroz Khan Don hota to dialouge kya hota?
Mere sar par baal aane ka intezaar to 11 shehron ke naayi kar rahe hain
par mere sar par baal aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai...
**************
ur network tariff haz changed!
Call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size.
The smaller the cheaper! Congrats u can make free calls!
**************
Monkey one: Xcuse me,
I m new appoinment 2 this tree,
Can i speak with ur boss?
Monkey two: Shhhhhhhh!
.
.
He is Reading SMS..
**************
Night Time, Day Time
Work Time, Off Time
Happy Time, Sad Time
Good Time, Bad Time
Any Time…
Why u look like a Monkey?
**************
Rose, Lotus, Tulip
Sunflower, Jasmine, Lilly
All flowers are sweet
But they ve no comparison wid u,
Kyun ka…
Gobhi ke phool ki baat hi alag hai.
**************
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film
**************
Do you want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for you
Mr Obama is waiting for you
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
.
.
.
.
He’s in search of a dog
For his daughter!
**************
U ve to do to things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so tht U kan live....
2nd.take a bath so tht others kan live....
**************
OUR
PRIME MINISTER Gillani
Army CHIEF Kiani
SPEAKER Zanani
Wah Ray Wah PAKISTANI
**************
UR cute gorgeous fine and amp dandy.really sexy U make me randy.UR gud wife UR mouth and amp also in bed …oops sorry wrong number for get wot I said!
**************
One day a monkey looked into mirror and said 'Oh my ugly face, fat nose' nd killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, becoz I don't wanna loose u!
**************
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
*****************
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
*****************
Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
luv, youth, parents, identity,
laughter nd their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they r called HUSBANDS!
*****************
The first testicular guard
waz used in cricket in 1874
and
the first helmet waz used in 1974.
It took 100 years 4 ment to realize
that the brain is also important.
*****************
Arz kiya hai
Tomy iz a dog and you are a flower,wah, wah,wah
Tomy iz a dog & u are a flower,
Tomy lifts hiz leg and gives you a SHOWER
ab KIJIYE wah wah wah!!!!!
*****************
Pyar na rahe to wafa kon karega,
Dost na rahe to dosti kon karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna,
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kon karega
*****************